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easyblusherin:

OMG MY DAD, EVERYONE
my moms away for a bit and it’s just him and my brother.

stunningpicture:

Snowy Owl Carved from Dragonfruit

stunningpicture:

Snowy Owl Carved from Dragonfruit

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post